If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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