Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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