I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You may now shotgun with the bride
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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