just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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