Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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