he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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