"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
