If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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