My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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