Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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