Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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