I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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