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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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