Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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