Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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