That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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