you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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