butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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