It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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