My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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