hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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