; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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