Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
