The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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