I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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