North Korea, Best Korea!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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