i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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