And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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