im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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