OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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