god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize