BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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