I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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