Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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