Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
All the doctor said was why
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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