woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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