I'm eating all of the evidence.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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