what day is it and did you see me today?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
