Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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