Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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