office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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