I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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