I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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