Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I want to make a zoo with you.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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