that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you win again, gameday.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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