It's Friday. Sex?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
