Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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