He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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