So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think your dad took our porno
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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