How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
