Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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