have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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