I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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