You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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