just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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